The Pokemon Departings

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The Pokemon Departings

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[marq=left][fade] The Pokemon Departings [/fade][/marq]
Deticated to my deceased pets that I dearly miss from the bottom of my heart. Here we go...

Narr: Ash and his friends and the Prof Oak have been hiking through the Sinister Woods, on their safari to find Pokemon. It's been quite a lo(interrupted)
Ash: Aaah! I can't take it anymore! We've been walking for ages!!!!
Misty: (annoyedly) Ash, it's only been half an hour...
Ash: I don't care! I want my mommy! AAAAAH!
Pikachu: (annoyedly) Pika pik. (What a loser...)
Oak: We're going to go up that moutain soon.
Brock: (sigh) We've been going in circles.
Oak: Don't be silly! We've haven't--Haven't we seen that rock before?
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pikachu: PIIIIKAAA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (WE'RE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!)
Togepi: Toge togepiii? (Say whaaat?)
Misty: (slaps face) UGH!
Pikachu: Pik? (What?)
Ash: Is that...a couch?
Brock: ...
Ash: YEAAAAAAAAH!
Pikachu: Pik pika pi pika pikachu. (I must hang on before I too go completely mad.)
Voice: Pikachuuuuu!
Pikachu: Pi-ka! (Too late!)
Togepi: Toge togepiiiiii! (I'm leveling up!)
Voice: Pi-kaaaaaaaaagh!
Pikachu: PIKA! (OH DEAR!)
Togepi: (glows and spins around in a circle)
Misty: Wha--?
Oak: Togepi is evolving!
Pikachu: Pik? (Huh?)
Togetic: Toge toge! (Yay! Yay!)
Pikachu: (sneaks off) Pik.
Ash: Heey! Where's Pikachu?
Meanwhile, in a cave...
Pikachu: Pik pika pikachu... (Where are you?)
Voice: PIIIKAAAAAAGH! (AAAAGH!)
Pikachu: PIKA! (AAHH!)
Houndoom: Houndoooom! (Grraaah!)
Pikachu: (uses Thunderwave) Piiiiikaaaaa. (Ooooohahhhh.)
Houndoom: (becomes Paralyzed) Hound! Dooooom! (Why! YOUUUU!)
Pikachu: Pika pika piiikaa! (Hello? Where are youuu?)
Voice a.k.a. Pikachu2: Pika! (In here!)
Pikachu: Pik! (Hello!)
Pikachu2: Pikaaa! (Get outa here! They might come!)
Pikachu: Pi pika piii! (Come with me!)
Pikachu2: Pikaaa. (All right...)
Meanwhile...
Ash: PIKACHUUUUU! PIKACHUUUU!
Misty: PIKACHUU?! PIKACHUUU!
Brock: Pika pika! Pika! (Come out and fight, ya idiot!)
Houndour: (jumps at Brock) Grraaah!
Brock: Sorry! Mistranslation! AAAH!
Oak: Pikachu may have gone off to evolve.
Ash: Whaddya mean?
(Brock is screaming in the background)
Oak: I mean that Pikachu may have found a ThunderStone and went to use it.
All: (gasps) WHAT?!
Ash: How will I know if it's my Pikachu?!
Oak: ...
(Brock smacks into the camera)
Misty: Psyco...
Brock: (faints)
Ash: ...
Pikachu: (pants) P-p-piikaaa. (W-w-whhaaa?)
Pikachu2: (pants) Pika pi ka pika. (Just a little farther...)
Ash: PIKACHU!
Pikachu: (pants) Pik? (collapses) (Ash?)
Pikachu2: (gasps) PIKA! Pika pika pikachu pi! (NO! I think he's dead!)
Ash: (takes Pikachu's pulse) (sniff) WHAAAAA! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Pikachu: P-p-pi-i-i-(dies)
Mewtwo: (telepathically) He was willing to die for his fellow Pikachu.
Ash: What killed him?
Mewtwo: A Elementeon.
Ash: A what?
Mew: Elementeon! The element Eeveelution!
Ash: Never heard of it...
Mew & Mewtwo: (as Mew) If you take an Eevee... (as Mewtwo) ...And mix all the things to make Eevee evolve... (as both) ...You get ELEMENTEON!!!
Ash: (falls over) Aah!
Misty: Pikachu died! Can't you stop thinking about yourself for once?!
Pikachu: Ash, I wanted to really stay, but I couldn't let the other Pikachu die... So I had to choose death.
Ash: Can Mewtwo resurrect you?
Pikachu: Maybe... (to Mewtwo) Can you please resurrect me? I want one last chance to live...
Mewtwo: As you wish...
Pikachu: (wakes up) Piiikaaa.....CHUUUUU! (releases bursts of electricity)
(ground rumbles)
Pikachu: Pi? (Huh?)
Pikachu2: Pi-kaa! (Not good!)
(volcano explodes)
Pikachu2: Pika pika pi pi! (Definitely not good!!!)
Pikachu: SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (runs as fast as can do)
Pikachu2: HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!
Ash: Wh-what?!
Pikachu: Oops! Sorry! (runs back and grabs everybody except Oak. He was lounging under a palm tree)
(tropical music plays)
Oak: ...
(explosion)
Oak: Wha-? (sees volcano) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
(sees Pikachu run by)
Oak: HEY! WAIT FOR ME!!!
(tries to run, but stumbles and falls flat on his idiot face)
Pikachu: You go on ahead! I hafta get the professor! I owe him!
Ash: WHAAT?!
Pikachu2: He gave Pikachu to a good trainer like you, didn't he? That's why Pikachu owes him one.
(group runs like Pikachu commanded)
(louder explosion)
Pikachu: (reaches out paw) Professor! Grab onto my paw!
Oak: Wha?
Pikachu: Just grab onto it!
Oak: ...O-ok-kayyy.... (grabs Pikachu's paw)
Pikachu: Hang on...(looks at volcano) IT'S TOO LATE!
Mew: NOOOOOOOOO! (uses Bubble Shield at Oak and Pikachu, but sacrifices self)
Pikachu: (prepares to die) (death doesn't come) Huh?
Oak: (ditto Pikachu's actions) What?
(meanwhile)
Group: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(rumbling)
(dome of hardened lava crunches, and dissappears)
(Pikachu and Oak are still in Bubble Shield)
(Mewtwo disables Bubble Shield)
Pikachu: We're lucky. But...who saved us? (glances at Mewtwo) Newtwo?
Mewtwo: First of all, it's Mewtwo. Second of all, it wasn't me...
Oak: Then...who did?
Pikachu: (looks around) THERE!!!
(everybody runs to where Pikachu pointed)
Ash: Mew?
Mew: (is dead) (no reply)
Ash: Mew?!
Mew: (no reply)
Ash: MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pikachu: Ohhh! (faints in shock)
??: (howls)
All: Huh?
(all but Oak run to the howl)
Oak: HEY! Wait for-(runs)
(Oak, once again, falls on his idiot face AGAIN)
Pikachu: (gets Oak)(annoyedly) C'mon!
??: (howls)
Houndoom: DOOOOM TO YOU, NINETALES! You shall no longer haunt meee! (uses Overheat)
Pikachu: (uses IronTail to reflect the heat back on Houndoom) TAKE THAT!
Ash: PIKACHUUUU!
Brock: Wait! Pikachu has a plan.
Pikachu: (takes something out of his hidden pocket) (evolves)
PikaRai: (spins) (evolves into Raichu)
Raichu: RAIIIII! (Slams Houndoom)
?? a.k.a. Ninetales: (uses Overheat on Houndoom) YESSS! I WIN!
Raichu: You mean, "We win!"
Ninetales: Well, yeah.
Oak: (stumbles into clearing) Hey guys! I-oof! (falls on idiot face)
All but Oak: HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Oak: Oy vey.
(KABOOM!!!)
Ash: What?
Jessie: Prepare for trouble...
James: Make it double...
Jessie: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Pikachu: Um...that's wrong. You skipped a bit.
James: Let's make up a motto, now!
Jessie: Okay...
Jessie: Pikachu, prepare for battle.
james: Ash Catch 'Em, prepare for-HEEEY! Who put that lowercase "j" on my name?!
Ash: It's Ketchup, not-Oh? Did I mess up? Ok, It's Katem, not-AUGH! Did I mess up AGAIN?! Ok, It's Katchem, not Catch 'Em!
Jannes: Whatever! It sounds the same! HEEY! Who misspelled my name?! (sues author)
Narr: HEEY! You can't sue me! I need to narrate at the end!
WhineyJames: Okay! (to police) Never mind guys! False sue!
Officer Jenny: (annoyedly) Ha ha. Very funny. (leaves)
Pikachu: Skip the motto, okay?
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Pikachu: SHUT UP!!!
Ninetales: (slams Meowth into camera)
Misty: Oh, great. Not again.
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EDIT: Please delete this post...
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UPDAAAATE!!! Oopseh! Triple post!

Meowth: (faints) Meeoww.
Jessie: Uh...
James: Hey, Mr. Narrator, do ya think you could book all of us a flight home?
Narr: Sorry. I can't do that. You're on your own.
Ash: Don't worry! CHARIZARD! GO!!! (throws Pokeball)
Charizard: (roars) Where to, Ash?
Ash: Uh...Pallet Town?
Oak: Um...I can get on your old starter...(falls on idiot face)
All: Ouch!
Oak: Um... nevr mind.
Ash: (pulls Oak up) (sighs)
Oak: (yawns) I am a bit sleepy, and I feel a bit queasy from all the falling on my face...Let's go...
Ash: Hyah!
Charizard: Hold on...
Oak: I forgot to say...I have a terrible fear of HIEEEEEEEEEEEEGHTS!!!!!!!
Narr: Can all Pokemon be emotes now?
Maple: Sure...
:Raichu:: (yawns) Bo-ring! Oh, and the professor's asleep.
:Pikachu:: Yeah. And he's drooling, too.
:Charizard:: Ew...
Ash: I see Pallet Town! Please keep seated until the :Charizard: has come to a complete stop...
Ash's Mom: Hi honey! (glances at Oak) Is he...dead?
:Raichu:: He's just asleep...
:Pikachu:: And drooling...
Ash's Mom: Ew.
Ash: :Charizard:, return.
Oak: (lands on butt) OW! That's worse than falling on your own idiot face!
Ash's Mom: Ash George Katchem!
Ash: (shrugs)
Narr: Sorry, that was my fault. I say, "(Oak fell flat on his idiot face)." I'm in trouble...
Ash's Mom: (beats up the narrator with a broom)
Oak: (stares)
Ash: (stares)
All: (stares)
Ash's Mom: What? Never seen me mad as a :Gyarados:?
Ash: Yep.
All: No.
Oak: Er...dunno.
Misty: WILL EVERYBODY STOP TALKING LIKE BABIES?!
All: (glares at Misty)
Misty: WHAT?!
Ash's Mom: Time to get the broom again.
Oak: Yep.
Misty: Augh. (faints)
:Meowth:: Uh...Team Rocket blasting off?
James: (checks watch) It's not time yet...
Jessie: When?
James: 5...4...3...2...1...NOW!
(spring blasts Team Rocket away)
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!!!
Ash: Uh...
Brock: So long!
(rustle rustle)
Ash: Who's there?
?????: Ash Katchem...Ash Katchem...
Ash: Uh...(walks to voice)
Ash: (collapses)
:Raichu:: OH! OH! ASH! DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!
All: (gasp)
Oak: (gasp) Ohh. (faints)
(earthquake)
All: (fall over)
Oak: (fainted)
Ash: (moans) I'd run for it.
Ash's Mom: What's that honey?
Ash: (moans) Yes.
Ash's Mom: He's gone insane!
:Raichu:: Um...you'd better see this.
All but Ash: (walk to :Raichu:)
:Raichu:: There.
Oak: (is hanging from an over hang, cliff caused a big fissure) AAAH!
Ash: (moans) Don't care...
(Ash turns into :Pikachu:)
All: (gasps)
PikachuAsh: (moans) Oh, brother. Where am I? (stumbles)
Oak: Um..HELLO?! Butterfingers slipping!
:Raichu:: He'd just fall to the South Pole.
Oak: (loses grip) WAAAAAAA!
:Ninetales:: (gasp) (sets tail curse to OFF) (wraps tail around Oak)
Oak: (prepares to fall into oblivion) (doesn't happen) (sees :Ninetales:)
All: (gasp)
PikachuAsh: (groans) (stumbles into oblivion)
Ash's Mom: ASH! (jumps into fissure)
(Ash and his Mom never come out)
All: WHAAA!
Oak: Um...lemme go!
:Ninetales:: Finally! EWWW! I got geek germs on me!!!
Oak: Are you calling me a geek?!
:Ninetales:: Yes.
Oak: (grabs broom) Oh, wait. You saved my life. Never mind.
Oak: Um...let's go to the lab. (tosses broom aside)
Misty: ...
Oak: EURGH! What's that smell?
Brock: ...
Oak: GROSSSSS! I just stepped in Koffing crap!
PikachuAsh: (groans)
Ash's Mom: (sighs)
All: ASH!!!
Oak: Hang on! I'll be there in a minute. Yuck, gross. Koffing poo.
Narr: And our friends hold a Ash and his Mom survived party, and continued their Pokemon Adventure...Part Two coming soon....
END OF PART ONE

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